This one I told at a Lions Club meeting.
A hunter goes to Africa to hunt big game. The first morning, he was the first to get up, so he decided to take a little walk outside the camp. He didn’t go very far when he looked behind him and there were 3 lions sitting there. He cut to the right and there were 6 lions in the path. He hurried to the left and there were 9 lions in the path.
Someone asked, “What did you do?”
He said, “I started reading.”
”You started reading?!”
”Yes, I read between the lions.”
I’m not a slow bartender, nor a fast bartender. I’m a half-fast bartender.
At the time of the wedding, the bride was 6 months pregnant, and the guests threw puffed rice.
